Complete the Bad Dad Jokes


Feeling like you need a good groan? I've got some bad dad jokes for you...

Complete the Bad Dad Jokes


Don't worry, the punch lines are given. You just have to pick the correct one from the list. You can skip setups using the "prev" and "next". And sorry, it is timed. But you have six minutes. Take a minute to read through the possible responses, and you'll still have plenty of time. 

I did manage a perfect score, but I skipped the first three or four, and I took my time. 

Good luck.

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